Overheard on a train. A man and a woman have just walked through the carraige, it’s late night (around 10). Conversation between two people behind me.
A – Did she just say ‘is this second class’?
B – I think she did
A – I’ve got a good mind to go up to her, crush a can of Stella on my head and urinate on her leg.
B – She’ll probably get her butler to beat you up
Well, I thought it was funny. Perhaps you had to be there…
(I later found out that these two people on the seats behind me didn’t know each other before they got on the train.)
