101 Things to do with a Dead Hamster

Yes, still listed as 101 even though it's been 150 for ages and ages. After all the work done on this, I can't leave it off my site, no matter how professional I'm trying to make it. Believe it or not, this was not the result of alcohol related dillusions... this was just something that seemed like a good idea at the time.

So here we go...

1. A Door Handle
2. A Necklace
3. A Table Tennis ball
4. A Sponge
5. Iron him and use as a Mouse Mat
6. A Paper Weight
7. A Fake Moustache
8. A Door Stop
9. A Pin Cushion
10. Body Piercing
11. A Golf Ball
12. Nodding Dog type thing
13. A Candle
14. Jackal Lantern
15. An Ear Muff
16. A Football
17. Cannon Ball
18. Boomerang
19. Door Knocker
20. A Can Opener
21. Bottle Opener
22. Toilet roll cover
23. Cricket Ball
24. A Toothbrush
25. Fancy Toupee
26. Phone Cover
27. Book stop
28. A Salt Pot
29. A Pepper Pot
30. A Vinegar Pot
31. Bowling Ball
32. Raid the pet cemetery and make a novelty chess set
33. Ear-rings
34. Kids Purse
35. Stir Fry
36. Shuttlecock
37. Bottle brush
38. Comedy Party Balloon
39. A Shammy Cloth
40. A Baseball Bat
41. Stretch him and make into a Baseball Glove
42. Firework
43. Rugby Ball
44. Rolling pin
45. Letter Opener
46. A Hot Water Bottle
47. Hot Water Bottle Cover
48. Dart
49. Dart Board
50. Stress Reliever
51. Remote Control Cover
52. Puppet
53. Lolly Pop Warmer
54. Fill him with Pot Pourri and use as an Air Freshener
55. Cactus cover
56. Water Bomb
57. A Condom
58. A Pen Pot
59. A Clothes Peg Holder
60. A Golf Tee
61. A Cup
62. A Mug
63. A Moneybox
64. A fur Coat for you other hamster
65. Soap Holder
66. Toothbrush Pot
67. A Pencil Case
68. A Clothes Peg
69. A Chinese Finger Trap
70. A Staple Remover
71. Microphone Muff
72. A Computer Disc Holder
73. A Ping Pong Ball
74. A Table Tennis Bat Cover
75. A Paddling pool and indoor activity centre for your Ant Farm
76. TV Arial Cover
77. A Shoe Buff
78. A Shoe Brush
79. A Padlock
80. A Padlock Cover
81. Dish Cloth
82. Flannel
83. A Whistle
84. A gnome
85. A Friend for your gnome
86. A Bird Feeder
87. A Bird Bath
88. A Cannon Cleaner
89. A Handkerchief
90. An Ornament for your Mantelpiece
91. A Remote-Control-Tyre Warmer (this wasn't our idea...)
92. Light Bulb Filter
93. A Drawer Handle
94. Cupboard Handle
95. A Camera Case
96. A Battery Cover
97. Blotting Paper
98. A Glove
99. A Sock
100. A Tiddley Wink
101. An Emergency Monopoly Piece
102. A Bike Drinks Bottle
103. A Bike Saddle
104. A Bike Saddle Cover
105. A Watering Can
106. A Dice Cup
107. Ball-Ball for a Christmas Tree
108. A Shower Cap
109. Jelly Mould
110. A Cork
111. A Hat for your Toy Soldier
112. Pop a magnet inside him and use him as a Fridge Magnet
113. Ice Hockey Puck
114. Ice Cube Warmer
115. Use it to check if your Mouse Trap is working
116. A Matchbox
117. A Napkin
118. A Napkin Holder
119. A Flower Pot
120. Hide it in a cereal box (just for a laugh)
121. A Duster
122. A Paper Clip
123. Paint it red and use as a Comic Relief Red Nose
124. Party Hat
125. Make a Hamster Omelette
126. Fire Lighter
127. Start a new religion that worships dead hamsters
128. Static TV Duster
129. Cats Toy
130. Sell it to a blind kid (like in Dumb and Dumber)
131. Sink Plug
132. Cake Decoration
133. Pencil Sharpener
134. Book Mark
135. Star for Your Christmas Tree
136. Thimble
137. A Boxing Glove
138. Put it on a stick and call it a Hobby Hamster
139. Put a stick on it and call it a Hobby Stick
140. An Egg Cup
141. An Egg Cosy
142. A tea cosy for a small teapot (unless you've got a big hamster)
143. A sock warmer
144. A mini scarecrow
145. Create a list of what to do with it and put it on your website.
146. A marble
147. A bookmark
148. A cassette tape case
149. Hide him in the Christmas Pud and see who gets it
150. Bury it with all your others. This is my usual method.